Old Dudes Rule!

As we get older society discards us because we are past our “Sell by” or should that be “Best before” date?. But us oldens still have a trick or two up our sleeves, so youngins beware!

The Stud Rooster

Old Dudes may not have the speed but we have the brains

Old Dudes may not have the speed but we have the brains

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,

‘OK old man, time for you to retire.’

The old rooster replies,

‘Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me can’t you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?’

The young rooster says,

‘Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.’

The old rooster says,

‘I tell you what, young stud I will race you around the farmhouse and whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.’

The young rooster laughs.

‘You know you don’t stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.’

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.

The Old Rooster is squawking “Swuak, SWUAKKKK” and running as hard as he can.

The Farmer grabs his shotgun and – BOOM
He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,

‘Dammit…Third gay rooster I bought this month.’

Moral of this story?…

Don’t mess with us OLD DUDES –

Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!


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The Elderly in Nursing Homes v Criminals in Prison
The Forgotten Ones

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30 responses to “Old Dudes Rule!

  1. That makes me laugh about the tennis club here. There are many ancient Japanese women who still play tennis. Well in to their 80`s. They are notorious for not moving. No one wants to play them. The reason is because they have the experience not to move but hit the ball exactly where they want and beat the stew out of anyone and everyone younger than they are. Hilarious.


  2. Haha, that cracked me up! Thanks for starting my day off with a good belly laugh PiP!


  3. Can’t write: am also cracking up! This one I have to share!!!! Thanks!


  4. LOL, nothing better than a good laugh in the early morning. Thank you!! 😀


  5. My humble apologies: told a few – well, ’tis no longer just a few!! Hope I won’t be sent to the ‘naughty corner’!


  6. Hehehe, don’t mess with us oldies!


  7. Bahahahah…Love it!!


  8. Love it, PiP! Old Dames rule too!


  9. Great Story, thanks! Cath


  10. Love your blog! I am Dutch, living in the Algarve since 5 years now en really enjoy reading your blog. Great stories, nice humor! Keep up to good work.

    I started a website on our village – São Marcos da Serra – which also includes a blog. There I added your site to my blogroll.

    Nice greetings,


  11. Ha, very funny, Thanks for the laugh. xx


  12. Loved the joke but if you want to hear the old one crow try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbkbSCl3BS0&feature=plcp


  13. Google+’ed it, Tweeted it – absolutely loved it!!!


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